Saturday, November 27, 2010

Now At An Airport Near You: Free TSA Groping Shows

Our Tax Dollars at work. Oy. (HT The Daily Squib)

Now it's really getting out of hand. Following up on the TSA Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating post, pervs are now flocking to airports to watch TSA agents grope people or getting groped themselves. From The Daily Squib:

"All you hear now is moaning, groaning and grunting. Some guy even started shouting for more, and a woman was overheard yelping that she needed to be whipped," a shocked passenger recalled, after a trip through San Diego's International airport.

TSA officials have also been told to carry tissues now when they conduct groping sessions, and there is even talk of putting up slide shows of x-ray scanned passengers on the walls.

"It's like a free-for-all. I wouldn't be surprised if sooner or later we get stories of sexual relations between the molester TSA officials and the molested. It really is that intimate," news anchor, John Ryeback for WMNSNCBC, said on a recent expose."

Innuendo aside, The US should follow the Israeli model for airport screening. No incidents, great results. The TSA is officially a joke.

Background Intel:

The Daily Squib: Perverts Flocking to American Airports for TSA Groping

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