Thursday, July 15, 2010

Lesbian Prison Gangs Can't Wait To Get Hands On Lindsay Lohan

The Target. (HT Sublime Femme)

Lindsay Lohan was already terrified at the prospect of going to jail. That terror has increased exponentially as she hears about her welcoming party. From Fox News:

"Inmates told The Sun of the brutal conditions inside the prison, where Lohan's A-list neighbors reportedly will be replaced with tough guards and fearsome lesbian gangs desperate to get their hands on her.

And from her future neighbors' graphic accounts of life inside, it is clear why she is so desperate to wriggle out of her sentence.

Tamara Haley, 38, is doing time for heroin possession and prostitution.

She said Monday: "Everyone will want a piece of her. It will make them famous if they hurt Lindsay Lohan.

"Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it -- even the guards." Haley also warned bisexual Lindsay of the jail's lesbian gangs -- and offered advice on how to avoid their clutches.

She said: "The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available. "So if Lindsay doesn't want someone to grab her ass she'd better keep her shirt on straight. "Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren't looking. It's disgusting."

"I've been in segregation and it was rough. The lights are on the whole time. You hear people screaming all night long. The cells are filthy and kept brutally cold. You get one tiny blanket and that's it.

"There's an infection going around now. You can barely sleep at night from all the coughing. And there are girls with body lice."

Looks like LiLo's gonna need all the help she can get.

Background Intel:

Fox News: Lesbian Prison Gangs Waiting to Get Hands on Lindsay Lohan, Inmate Says

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